Building a house?
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Choice #1: Use bricks
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Choice #2: Use jelly
Eating soup?
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Choice #1: Use your fingers
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Choice #2: Use a spoon
Feeling thirsty?
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Choice #1: Lemonade
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Choice #2: Arsenic
What’s the time?
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Choice #1: Check watch
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Choice #2: Check bracelet
Hammering in a nail?
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Choice #1: Use a candle
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Choice #2: Use a hammer
Sunny day?
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Choice #1: Put on sunglasses
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Choice #2: Tape your eyes shut
Need a contraceptive?
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Choice #1: A condom
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Choice #2: An old sock
What’s for lunch?
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Choice #1: French Fries
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Choice #2: Marbles
Locked out of your car?
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Choice #1: Use the key
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Choice #2: Use a meat pie
Need a haircut?
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Choice #1: A sheep shearer
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Choice #2: A barber
Caught in the rain?
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Choice #1: Cocktail umbrella
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Choice #2: Real umbrella
Bare floorboards?
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Choice #1: Burn the house down
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Choice #2: Get a nice carpet
